I know what you’re thinking
I’ve known it since you’ve tuned in
You’re thinking I can’t freestyle rap
WELL I’VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH PEOPLE ASSUMING OGRES CAN’T BREAK IT DOWN!
SOMEBODY LAY DOWN A BEAT
(I got a donkey who’s wonky, yooo)
FEE FEE FI FI FO FO FUM
Shrek ‘ain't your average ogre son
I’ve got a donkey, whos wonky, and I live in a swamp
If you’re feelin this Ogre, let me hear you stomp!
Sayin’ Shrek! Shrek! Oh! How you get so green?
Sayin’ Shrek! Shrek! Oh! What’s your favourite cuisine?
I eat frogs, and bogs, and dung beetle pie!
Sometimes I eat my snot, and I don’t know why!
Give me mud
Be my bud
But don’t be no dud!
I be rockin’ this vest ‘cause I’m original, stud!
FEE FEE FI FI FO FO FUM
Shrek ‘ain't your average ogre son
Three kids, here’s what, I made a house of pain!
I then i put it all, together again!
Oh, Pinocchio's nose keeps on getting longer
But me and my donkey, we’re just getting stronger!
Tell snow white, and Red riding hood
Shrek’s in town, and he knows what’s good!
Stop looking for rhymes
Put down that map!
Shrek's the best! ‘Cause this ogre
Can RAP!