[Proof]
She a freak and I love the way she move to the beat
Ass and titties bouncing, she ain't moving her feet
Put 20 in her bra, stiff dick had many in her jaw
Probably hit plenty in the raw (nasty bitch)
I wanna see this bitch naked on my living room floor
And yo bitch, I ain't giving up no dough, for sure
You can be my best friend but Em might get mad
Don't call me Daddy bitch, I fuck better than your dad
Let me get up in that ass like I'm riding horseback
Fuck a sponge, I need a tool to clean my ball sack
I pop my collar, don't pop your bra strap
If you hang up the phone then bitch don't call back
18's on ice, you ain't seen that before
Acting like you ain't seen my bling through the do' (bling)
I move to a ho, just for one reason
Cause bitches need 9-1-1 for no reason

[Hook: Proof (Eminem)]
(I'm something like a pimp)
A diamond trick, but you ain't seeing no chips, young ho
(I said I'm something like a pimp)
Can't go on trips, so you could suck my dick, yes bitch
(I'm something like a pimp)
You could swallow or spit, and make me rich, oh girl
(I'm something like a pimp)
Get that money with your switch, I walk with a limp, big P
(Said I'm something like a pimp)

[Kuniva]
I never treat them like they wanna be treated, bitch beat it
Your purpose'll be defeated if you think that you're needed
Now what do you tell a chick who has two black eyes?
You ain't gotta tell her nothing, you just told her twice
And I don't wanna put my hands on you, I got a plan for you
Get with my mans, he gon' lay a couple grand on ya
So fresh and so clean, she know the routine
It's such a, wonderful thing, money flow like ravines
They say "Kuniva, get a clothing line", but I'mma chill
Cause when cotton ain't selling pussy always will
And these women they be knowing the deal
That's why these n***as be blowing a mill just to keep a ho in they grill
And I ain't never been a pimp, I'm something like one though
I fuck them and leave them, you always love or like that ho
Cashing them out, they never get a hold of my chains
They only get that swollen up thing, I'm showing them game

[Swift]
You was a sucker when you met her, she dogged you cause you let her
See I tell a bitch quick: if you knew better, you'd do better (bitch)
They realizing I ain't having that shit
Don't be surprised, I'm hypnotizing every tramp that she with
I send them out like Vanity 6 and I mean that
I'm dogging they ass, I'm in jogging pants and a V-neck (hah!)
I put my foot up in her ass so fast
That she'll forget how to spell "cash," she hoeing with a cast on
And I'm knowing just what happened that day
He didn't pay cause you let him take you to a matinee (I saw you)
You get slapped that way, you can't dodge the drama
I'm pimping aunts and mamas, I collect from massage parlors (want my change)
Menage-a-trois is really second nature
I have 88 bitches straight taking it to the face, and uh
I can give a fuck about a relation
Either open your legs, or get the play, stupid bitch

[Hook]

[Eminem]
Well I'm not a pimp or a player, see I'm more like the mayor
Grab a bitch up by her hair like I just don't care
And swing her in the air (AHH!) I'm talking major ass kick
Toss a bitch out the house like Kwame Kirkpatrick
I'm a PIMP, so I give a fuck about a BITCH
But I don't make them trick, I'm RICH (whoo!)
I don't need the chips, they don't walk the strip
But I could spit some game and I could talk some shit
I'm something like a pimp, similar to a mack
I ain't making the news, I make my baby mama pick up the slack
Drop Cadillac, truck, fuck, I gotta go
That's my bottom ho paging me back, I'm a pimp!

[Bizarre]
It's 7 o'clock, bitch you ain't got my money?
I'mma beat your ass {*girl giggles*} you think it's funny?
Bitch, get on the block in some dirty tube socks
And get shot by a cop in some Reeboks (yeah!)
Bitch, I'm the man, you know I'm the man
Keep sucking dick, till you get a hundred grand
Bitch, you insane if you think I'm your mayn
Here's 2 G's, go fuck LeBron James

[Hook]

[Outro: Proof]
Hah, been getting this money off these bitches
Heard me? That's what I do, you know me
Check me out anywhere, anybody tell you about Proof
Got that, a.k.a. The Young Legend
The Human Fly, you know what I'm saying?
Ayo, I got bitches in Michigan on Michigan
Your bitch is on Woodward n***a, next to them faggot ass n***as
I got bad bitches cause you gon', you think it's a cop
Yeah, that ain't cop that's my bitches
I got the top notch bitches, you know what I'm saying?
I'm more than a pimp: I'm something like a pimp
Cause I'm a Thundercat at the same time, Wonder Rat, baby
Big pimping, you heard me? P.I.M.P
Proof Is My Poppa, let's keep it going
Proof Is My Poppa: P.I.M.P
Y'knowmsayin let's go, come on y'all let's go

[Traci Nelson]
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