[Hook: DashieXP]
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Dashin' through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh
Da-dashin' through the snow, what the hell does that even mean? I'm just
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Dashin' through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh
Da-dashin' through the snow, what the hell does that even mean? Fuck it!

[Bridge: DashieXP]
Ight, look, so like, I love Christmas, ya' na' mean?
So it's like, that's the reason I wanna go ham, on this beat
Like, you get it, like, Ham? Ight fuck you then
[Verse 1: DashieXP]
Dashin' through the snow, get it?
One-horse open sleigh, forget it
Matter fact I don't even know what i'm talkin' 'bout so you might as well just forget it
Anyway, i'ma do my thing-thing
You ain't ready for the chaos we bring
Hurry up, ring the bells, ding-ding
Look at all the paper we got ching-ching!
Oh shit, let me slow it down at least just a little bit
I'ma sit on Santa's lap, no shoes
He look at me like I'm bananas, produce
Oh man, I'ma tell yo ass like this
Don't you dare ever, EVER give me wack gifts
You still a rookie in this game, you need to practice
Or I'ma have yo ass prayin', mantis

[Hook: DashieXP]
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Dashin' through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh
Da-dashin' through the snow, what the hell does that even mean? I'm just
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Dashin' through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh
Da-dashin' through the snow, what the hell does that even mean? Fuck it!

[Verse 2: TheChizShow]
Uh, h-h-hey Santa, uh, i-it's me, uh, look, you think you can uh, you know, leave me something uh, nice under the tree? It'd be nice of you, just, come on. Sir please!
Man fuck Santa!
I don't need shit this year!
All I need is my sweater!
Fuck your reindeer!
It's got kittens, trees, snowmen then some
This sweater's so tight it makes Santa go ugh
Try me, Santa, I'll steal your shitty sleigh
I'm Jewish but fuck that, I'll rock the sweater anyway
But that's besides the point, as Dashie would say
If it's just me and my sweater, then fuck the holidays!
My sweater's comfy, your grandma thinks you're a bitch, your sweater's ugly as fuck, and it's itchy as shit
You jealous of my shit, don't answer I can see you either want my sweater or you just wanna be me

[Hook: DashieXP]
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Dashin' through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh
Da-dashin' through the snow, what the hell does that even mean? I'm just
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Chillin' in my Christmas sweater
Dashin' through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh
Da-dashin' through the snow, what the hell does that even mean? Fuck it!