*phone rings*
(Grab the phone!)
*answerphone beep*
(Hold on, hold on, hold on)

MAN'S VOICE ON PHONE:
Yo! Glory, Ces, Divine, it's Dave here. Listen. I've got this deal with Rod, Jane and Freddy
(*laughter in background*)
Remember them? Rainbow
(Buggin')
Well they're startin' up a little rap group now, and they want you to appear on their first album
(Hahaaa, Zippy)
The one problem is, you've got to change your lyrics
('E's 'avin' a laugh, in'ee?)
*laughter from phone*

(A wa do dem? A wa do dem dem dem?
A wa do dem? A wa do dem dem dem?)
DIVINE: And you know what's up with them kids, boy, word
(And me nuh know, and me nuh kno-o-ow)
DIVINE: Cesare, fling down some serious beats for us. Yo G! Are we gonna change the lyrics or what, G?
GLORY B: Emphatically, hell no!
(Me nuh know, and me nuh kno-o-ow)

DIVINE:
You wanna get dumb? Well just for fun
We turned around and came up with this one
Lyrics so hard they make your girl cum
Think I'm joking? Why are her legs smoking
You stayed there thinking it 'cos she dancing
I should know I made the rap
With an unspeakable unheard of format
You wonder how I tell you how
With endurance baby and the sweat on my brow
Many have tried to hold us back, you know what I'm saying?
[?]
[?] they try to tell us how to behave
What an outrage we put the image in the grave
But damn, why it gotta be like that?
Tell me why the hell they wanna dilute rap
We bring 'em the creme de la creme on a platter
And all they wanna do is chitter chatter not [?]

(Don't say this, don't say that, change your lyrics)
What? You must be having a laugh, man
(Don't say this, don't say that, change your lyrics)
What? You gotta be smokin' ham
(Don't say this, don't, don't
Don't say this, don't, d-d-don't
Don't say this, don't, don't
Don't say this, don't say that, change your lyrics)

GLORY B:
Oh man, oh man, when it rains it pours
If I was watching a video I would've been pressed pause
'Cos you couldn't take the weight of the SOS force
Wanna dilute the cause and take what's yours?
I ain't havin' it, don't get me vexed, what you gonna tell me next
You need blue eyes to reach the apex?
Hmmmmm, I suppose you want dancers too
And Levis, and cowboy boots? Ha, fuck you!
'Cos I ain't the one, son, forget your funky drum pop song
And listen to this one
When I'm done don't wanna hear your opinion
Ya pum pum
DIVINE: That ain't the word
GLORY: But it's a synonym
What you see is what you get
So don't try to play me out like a wannabe reject
I should know what my own glory is
So save your breath, you're beginning to bore me with

(Don't say this, don't say that, change your lyrics)
What? Go'way with that, man, shut up
(Don't say this, don't say that, change your lyrics)
What? You gotta be smokin' ham
(A wa do dem? A wa do dem dem dem?
A wa do dem? A wa do dem dem dem?
And me nuh know, and me nuh kno-o-ow)
DIVINE: Ah yeah
(Me nuh know, and me nuh kno-o-ow)
DIVINE: Come widdit bad boy!

Uh, yeah
Uh, yeah
Swing it on, swing it on
Uh, yeah
Cesare in the place, ah yeah
Uh, yeah
Uh, here we go here we go here we go y'all

DIVINE:
All rap fans hold tight
'Cos we got the might to write despite their blurred eyesight
They might screw or boo hoo but this is how it is
We gots to do (what's we got to do)
Eat, sleep, walk with a limp
Don't eat no pork, no shrimp
Don't need no pimp
Telling me what I can and can't say
You shoulda done it my way, you missed your payday
Still, you'll find some new jack
Let 'em do a rap, put 'em in a [?] or a sack
Be happy with the money you made back
While the new jacks peddle for the Kit Kat?
Nah, that ain't for me nor my kind
'Cos I'm the almighty Divine
Stick your deal where, your deal where the sun don't shine
And let me carry on with my rhyme

(Don't say this, don't say that, change your lyrics)
What? You must be having a laugh, man
(Don't say this, don't say that, change your lyrics)
What? God damn, you're smokin' ham
(Don't say this, don't, d-d, don't
Don't say this, don't, d-d-don't
Don't say this, don't, don't
Don't say this, don't say that, change your lyrics)

DIVINE: C'mon let's jet, G, Cesare's quit
GLORY B: Nah, slap that shit back down, I ain't done with it
Don't need a pop chart to tell me I hit
'Cos this ain't counterfeit, boy, it's legit
[?] an okey-dokey to provoke me
I ain't singing your song sheet, this ain't karaoke
I see clear through your lies and schemes
So clear you'd think I was advertising for [?]
So please don't attempt to adjust the set
'Cos you stand to be corrected and we ain't done yet
The fruit of my success remains SOS
Even the man from Del Monte say yes!
You're smoking a ham hock like it was a white rock
You won't make me drop
([?] hip hop)
The cream will always rise to the top
So stop, keep your advice and thanks a lot

(Don't say this, don't say that, change your lyrics)
What? Go'way with that, man
(Don't say this, don't say that, change your lyrics)
What? You got to be smokin' ham
(Don't say this, don't, don't
Don't say this, don't, d-d-don't
Don't say this, don't, don't
Don't say this, don't say that, change your lyrics)

(A wa do dem? A wa do dem dem dem?
A wa do dem? A wa do dem dem dem?
And me nuh know, and me nuh kno-o-ow
Me nuh know, and me nuh kno-o-ow)

Check it out

DIVINE: Lily, Sly, Angel, Freaky (don't change your lyrics)
GLORY: Drew, Flex, [?] and OG (don't change your lyrics)
DIVINE: MC Reu, MC GLK, Def P and DJ Extreme (don't change your lyrics)
GLORY: Shotgun, Magnum and Big E (don't change your lyrics)
DIVINE: Bionic, Rodney P (don't change your lyrics)
GLORY: MC Mell'O', Black Radical, Double Trouble and Huntkillbury (don't change your lyrics)
DIVINE: MC Bello, K-Gee (don't change your lyrics)
GLORY: Champaign, Trim, Loose and Buzz 'B' (don't change your lyrics)
DIVINE: Merlin, Pump Action, Ruthless Rap Assassins and Rebel MC (don't change your lyrics)
GLORY: Lyn E Lyn and Spikey Tee (don't change your lyrics)
DIVINE: Fingers, Crazy Noddy (don't change your lyrics)
GLORY: Let me see, there's Midrange, Freshski, Dark Heart, Kandy
DIVINE: Yo, fuck it, the whole X Possee (don't change your lyrics)
GLORY: Okay. Duke, Leader One and [?] (don't change your lyrics)
DIVINE: The She-Rockers, the Cookies (don't change your lyrics)
GLORY: Caveman, Shaka Shazam, Flinty Badman, Deman Rocker and [?] (don't change your lyrics)
DIVINE: Blade, Mike J, Demon D (don't change your lyrics)
GLORY: Lorenzo, F.O.R.C.E and Q-Tee (don't change your lyrics)
DIVINE: [?], Gunshot, Paradox, Silver Bullet, [?], Kamanchi (don't change your lyrics)
GLORY: Undercover and Ulysses (don't change your lyrics)
DIVINE: Icepick, Vision, Daddy Freddy (don't change your lyrics)
GLORY: [?], Pioneer, Pseudonym, Rad
DIVINE: And the whole Foundation Posse
GLORY: We outta here

(They would just give us the opportunity, y'know)