[Verse]
Yo, boy
Yes, Jake
Alex is morbidly obese
Stupid shit
There you go
B
My dad thinks I'm funny so that's all that matter
Emma Watson looks like a boy
Anyway, what you guys doing?
Anthony is hot would bang, ten outta ten
Woosh, you have a small pener
Like you stole Anthony's virginity?
Gotta love the Oedipus complex
We openly endorse ISIS
I only like to suck dick on a weekend
My ass has been pounded that much I can't control my shit
IFATAGAWI sex-tape when?
I don't know who either of you are but watching for the boy's long hair
Oh, you're working on a track, what kind of music?
I roundhouse kicked my mum because she told me I was dumb
Man-love is okay
Child assault will be the calling of the next generation
Chug, chug, chug, chug
Snout
Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry
I drop-kicked my Nan
Sally sells sea shells on the sea shore, the shells sh–she sells are sea shells, I'm sure
How long you gonna be at Anthony's, you hoes? I can bring the CD's, I'll be at [censored] in an hour
Click this link for hot mum getting gang-banged by father's friends
I can see Anthint's long pener
Call a woman beautiful a thousand times and she wouldn't remember, call a girl fat once and she will never forget; that's because elephants never forget
Lol, are you ready? My ROFL-copter goes soi-soi-soi-soi-soi-soi-soi
Thumb
Susanalbumparty
Why does Neve spell her name as "Niamh?" Silly snowflake
Do a barrel-roll
Italian memes are cancer, why does Connor post them?
Your Nan's face
(Burps)
What are you guys doing, are you just super bored?
(Burps)
I know the real reason why Hitler killed himself; it's because he saw the gas bill
Fairs, haha
Here's a life lesson to all kids: if a stranger offers you drugs, take it, 'cause nowadays, drugs are expensive
Is this the behind-the-scenes?
Fuck you, Facebook, I use Bing
Fuck you, Connor
Connor, are you okay?
Roasted
Shit, this is still going?
Connor can't skate
I can't either
It's been shared, I think everyone on my list can see it
Connor's actually really good
Lick my taint, father
The cat actually has a Facebook page
Well, Callum is sexy
Anthony's really godo
Godo
Anthony's better than Connor but Jake Bromley's better
Please, no
Oh, kill yourself
Keep the live-stream on 'til I get there
I wanna dab lived
Live
Please leave the kitty alone
Fuck off, Aiden
Shredder
Hi, Liv
Shreddies
Everything is commenting twice, why?
Don't say "Hi" to me
Mosher for a dollar, give me a holler
Um, um, um
Hi to me?
I'm a lyrical-miracle-spiritual individual
My favourite band is BVB
Moist, wet, humongous, juicy, massive
Soup
No
Yes
Marley told me he's gonna be late, he's a Joe
Hoe
Bog off
That is an awful word
Long schlong
I like MCR
Thumbs up if you're gay
Connor, I will slap you
Abby's playing a video-game and she sucks
I will slap you both
Say out loud with me: "Hissssssssssas"
Fight me
Whip out that fat cock and let me have a suck, babe
Abby just said to me: "You think you're so funny"
Wise words of the God
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What's going on?
It might have been taken down
Green is not a creative colour
Green is better than pink
Thick
What the fuck?
I need to get a bus home but I'm having too much fun sat at Abby's doing nothing
In my pyjamas
I'm
Suicidal
Hi, Suicidal, I'm dad
Someone doesn't know how to spell "Chimichanga"
Okay, I go now, I'll be at your house at 1:00, baby
It's hard to clap with a dick in your hands
Hi, Mark
I'm sad enough to watch this stream
I'm having a breakdown, I'm relatable
Mark isn't a worry
Comment
'Sup?
I don't know what to say, really
Well then
I'm aiming to steal one of Abby's Monsters before I leave her house
I was gonna say, I might actually come down
I'm sorry
Aww
That's the cutest thing I've heard you say, Ant
Ant?
Put $UICIDEBOY$ on
Who's seen this?
Sewer-slide boys
My car is stuck on a house-wall in GTA
I am your only fan
Death
War
Famine
Turkeys
Poverty
C-C-C-C-Cancer
KKK
I will be back when I get home, b-b-bye
Some stupid shit
Well, this is fun
What are we watching?
Better be a good fucking dab
Penis tastes like Walkers barbecue chicken
I bet it'll suck
Afternoon, fam'
Where is this being filmed? A crack-house?
What's black, white, and red all over?
I'm a father who laughs and shares memes
It's a lyric, don't take offence (Kisses)
How much would it cost to ejaculate on the skateboard?
On my way, baby, with the CD's
If I buy eleven vinyls, can I bust a nut on one?
Is this at Anthony's house? Because I'm-a come crash if it is
Yeah, I do, LMAO
Boy
Dillan loves dick
Li'l' Connor
Time for the bad dab
Awful

[Outro]
Don't shit yourself, Talk to Frank